You've got to be kidding me.

Ok, so apparently Joseph Kony is delaying the signing of a peace agreement with the Ugandan government because he has....wait for it...DIARRHEA! No, seriously. I mean, the man has killed and abducted tens of thousands, displaced millions and made life a living hell for all those near him, and now a little food poisoning is stopping him from signing a peace agreement? I mean, at least come up with something more creative than that..."I'm delaying it because I want immunity" or "I've decided to do some sightseeing in the Central African Republic before making my way to the border to sign the agreement." You've lived in the jungle for decades for God's sake! You're telling me that your stomach can't handle the roots and grubs or whatever the hell tyrannical on-the-run murderers eat? Come on now.